{"title":"Maxine","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Maxine” is a verified Hallmark Keepsake series featuring the iconic, sarcastic character known for her witty holiday commentary. Each ornament delivers humor with relatable charm, blending comedy and Christmas spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"2007-maxine-s-merry-chris-mess-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qxc7014","title":"2007 Maxine's Merry Chris-mess (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the holidays with Maxine’s famously feisty flair in this \u003cstrong data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"233\"\u003e2007 Maxine’s Merry Chris-mess\u003c\/strong\u003e ornament. Picture the cranky, yet endearing Maxine trying to tame a chaotic Christmas tree—complete with tangled lights and a ladder—while her beloved dog Floyd surveys the festive mess. Designed by John Wagner for the Hallmark Keepsake Ornament Club’s 20th Anniversary events, this event-exclusive piece arrives mint in box and requires no power to delight.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45013936767221,"sku":"HM-NIB-880318141073","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/s-l1600_1262df30-407d_CI.jpg?v=1767774722"},{"product_id":"1994-maxine-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qlx7503","title":"1994 Maxine (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eInject some sass into your holiday tree with \u003cem data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"150\"\u003eMaxine\u003c\/em\u003e, the 1994 humorous ornament from Hallmark’s Shoebox Humor line. Designed by \u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"244\"\u003eLinda Sickman\u003c\/strong\u003e, this cheeky character is portrayed tangled up in blinking Christmas lights, complete with attitude and wit. The ornament features blinking \/ “magic lights” for extra sparkle (may need batteries or testing if used). It comes in its original box—no cords required beyond the ornament’s built-in light function. Hang it and let Maxine’s sharp humor and nostalgic glow steal the spotlight this season.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45014744695029,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012161847","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/1994-maxine-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qlx7503.jpg?v=1768350301"},{"product_id":"1996-maxine-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qx6224","title":"1996 Maxine (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eChannel your inner curmudgeon this holiday season with \u003cem data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"206\"\u003eMaxine\u003c\/em\u003e—Hallmark’s icon of holiday sass—in her 1996 Keepsake ornament debut. Part of the Shoebox Humor line, this edition marked the \u003cstrong data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"373\"\u003e10th Anniversary of Shoebox Greetings\u003c\/strong\u003e, celebrating the beloved Maxine in true \u003ccode data-start=\"414\" data-end=\"439\"\u003e'lean, mean, grouching'\u003c\/code\u003e fashion. Clad in a Santa hat, striped scarf, and loungewear, she holds a candy cane and a sign that reads \u003cstrong data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e\"This is as merry as I get.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Her faithful Bull Terrier, Floyd, stands beside her—equally unimpressed. Designed by \u003cstrong data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"717\"\u003eSharon Pike\u003c\/strong\u003e (with contributions by John Wagner), this mixed-media piece stands approximately \u003cstrong data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"813\"\u003e3.35″ tall\u003c\/strong\u003e, elegantly shaped and richly detailed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45014778249461,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012370997","price":21.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/s-l1600_ad778518-40ba_CI.jpg?v=1764140897"},{"product_id":"1998-maxine-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qx6446","title":"1998 Maxine (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaxine hurtsles downhill through fresh snow with her loyal companion Floyd in this 1998 ornament that perfectly captures her signature mix of cranky and comedic. Wearing winter headgear and bundled up, she scoffs at the slope beneath her feet, exclaiming “Get offa my slope, dope!” This multicolored mixed-material keepsake arrives boxed and requires no batteries or cords—just hang it and let her winter attitude take center stage.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45014878257397,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012433203","price":14.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/1998-maxine-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qx6446.webp?v=1768353685"},{"product_id":"1998-decorating-maxine-style-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qxe6883","title":"1998 Decorating Maxine-Style (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaxine attempts her signature holiday antics in \u003cem data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"317\"\u003eDecorating Maxine-Style\u003c\/em\u003e, a 1998 Keepsake ornament where she reaches to place a star atop a very tall Christmas tree while her faithful dog Floyd steadies it from below. This playful scene captures her curmudgeonly but humorous charm, rendered in multicolored mixed materials and standing just over five inches tall. The ornament comes boxed and requires no batteries or cords—just hang it where her sass will shine.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45014889169141,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012484885","price":14.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/s-l1600_0a8b659e-4454_CI.jpg?v=1764303881"},{"product_id":"1999-on-thin-ice-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qx6489","title":"1999 On Thin Ice (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaxine tries her luck on ice-skating in \u003cem data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"219\"\u003eOn Thin Ice\u003c\/em\u003e, a 1999 Keepsake ornament showing her and her dog Floyd lacing up skates to glide across a frozen pond. With icy humor and expressive detail, this ornament captures her classic attitude and charm. The mixed-material design is multicolored, comes in its original box, and requires no batteries or cords—just hang it and let the frosty fun begin.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45014914236661,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012479577","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/1999-on-thin-ice-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qx6489.jpg?v=1764320804"},{"product_id":"2000-self-portrait-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qx6644","title":"2000 Self-Portrait (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaxine poses for her own punchy holiday self-portrait in this 2000 Keepsake ornament. Dressed in her winter hat and scarf, she holds a snowball in hand with her dog Floyd nearby, framed by a snowman version of herself at a stand-in—perfectly capturing her grumpy yet humorous perspective. This multicolored mixed-material piece arrives boxed and requires no batteries or cords—just hang and let her winter attitude shine.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45014983442677,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012564365","price":19.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/2000-self-portrait-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qx6644.jpg?v=1768355395"},{"product_id":"2002-i-don-t-do-jolly-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qx2806","title":"2002 I Don't Do Jolly! (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaxine settles into her armchair with her signature grumble in \u003cem data-start=\"312\" data-end=\"330\"\u003eI Don’t Do Jolly\u003c\/em\u003e, a motion-sensor talking ornament from 2002 that delivers more than ten of her snarkiest Christmas quips. Wearing a Santa hat and accompanied by her dog Floyd, she comments on everything from overhyped carolers to too-much holiday cheer in her typical “non-festive” style. This multicolored mixed-material keepsake arrives boxed with batteries included—it plays sound when motion is detected, and has an on\/off switch so you can control when she speaks.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45015284089077,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012695052","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/2002-i-dont-do-jolly-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qx2806.jpg?v=1768358192"},{"product_id":"2003-bunny-skates-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qxm4957","title":"2003 Bunny Skates (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaxine trades her usual sprawl for bunny skates in this 2003 miniature Keepsake ornament. She laces up skates with her faithful dog Floyd by her side, balancing a mug of hot cocoa as she attempts an elegant glide—just barely. This petite ornament captures her classic grumpy humor in a sweet winter scene. It comes boxed and requires no batteries or cords—just hang and let the miniature mischief charm its spot on the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45015433249013,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012741544","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uok2meuok2meuok2.jpg?v=1775015027"},{"product_id":"2004-maxine-s-crabby-mall-idays-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qlx7641","title":"2004 Maxine's Crabby Mall-idays (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaxine takes on holiday shopping in \u003cem data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"352\"\u003eMaxine’s Crabby Mall-idays\u003c\/em\u003e, a talking ornament from 2004 that captures her sarcastic spirit at the mall register. When you press the cash register drawer, she delivers over ten wisecracks, including quips about the cost of Christmas. This multicolored mixed-material keepsake arrives in its original box, uses batteries (included), and requires no cords—just hang where you want your tree to get a dose of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45015444783349,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012815122","price":24.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/s-l1600_aa627223-4055_CI.jpg?v=1767778755"},{"product_id":"2005-the-crabby-caroler-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qlx7592","title":"2005 The Crabby Caroler (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaxine takes center stage as \u003cem data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eThe Crabby Caroler\u003c\/em\u003e, a 2005 Magic Keepsake ornament where she braves the cold and joins the caroling crowd—but only on her terms. Clad in a winter coat and hat, she stands beside a glowing street lamp while the dog Floyd drums below, belting out her signature grumpy carols when you press the button. The piece features sound and light effects, is multicolored, crafted in mixed materials, and arrives boxed. Requires batteries but no cords—just hang and let the cranky holiday fun begin.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45015551541493,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012849752","price":29.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/s-l1600_8e67c9c1-4009_CI.jpg?v=1765007415"},{"product_id":"2009-a-crabby-little-christmas-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qxi1252","title":"2009 A Crabby Little Christmas (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaxine is back in her holiday element—sort of—with \u003cem data-start=\"241\" data-end=\"268\"\u003eA Crabby Little Christmas\u003c\/em\u003e, a 2009 Keepsake ornament featuring her looking frazzled in reindeer antlers, clutching a wrapped gift, and standing next to a string-lit Christmas tree. Her notoriously sarcastic attitude is on full display, as only she can, and the mixed-material design gives it lively color and texture. The ornament comes boxed and requires no batteries or cords—just hang and let her stress-out humor light up your tree.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45015936041205,"sku":"HM-NIB-795902087357","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/6a4f1282-e28a-47bf-9eb9-ff5906e57e04.jpg?v=1768529741"},{"product_id":"2010-bah-humbug-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qxi2253","title":"2010 Bah Humbug! (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eMaxine offers her holiday sentiments in \u003cem data-start=\"211\" data-end=\"224\"\u003eBah Humbug!\u003c\/em\u003e, a 2010 Magic ornament where she delivers several of her classic, “cheery” wisecracks whenever you press the sound button. She’s dressed in her cold-weather gear, looking suitably unimpressed with the Christmas hype. The multicolored mixed-material piece comes boxed, includes the batteries, and requires no cords—just hang and let her cranky charm do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45016079499509,"sku":"HM-NIB-795902139810","price":24.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/s-l1600_23157477-b432-4b2f-86a8-4d95472e00d2.webp?v=1766918363"},{"product_id":"1993-maxine-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qx5385","title":"1993 Maxine (Maxine)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eThis 1993 \u003cem data-start=\"10\" data-end=\"18\"\u003eMaxine\u003c\/em\u003e ornament brings you Hallmark's famously witty character, Maxine, dressed in a Santa coat and beard while clutching her signature shopping bags and wearing oversized sunglasses. Designed by Linda Sickman, this keepsake is a delightful nod to holiday realism with a humorous twist. The piece comes in its original Hallmark box (marked Keepsake Ornament), complete with ribbon hanger. No batteries, cords, or light strings are needed—just hang and enjoy Maxine's unabashed holiday sass.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ms-1 inline-flex max-w-full items-center relative top-[-0.094rem] animate-[show_150ms_ease-in]\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hallmarkornaments.com\/1993-Maxine_p_18632.html?utm_source=chatgpt.com\" rel=\"noopener\" alt=\"https:\/\/www.hallmarkornaments.com\/1993-Maxine_p_18632.html?utm_source=chatgpt.com\" class=\"flex h-4.5 overflow-hidden rounded-xl px-2 text-[9px] font-medium text-token-text-secondary! bg-[#F4F4F4]! dark:bg-[#303030]! transition-colors duration-150 ease-in-out\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative start-0 bottom-0 flex h-full w-full items-center\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"flex h-4 w-full items-center justify-between absolute\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"max-w-full grow truncate overflow-hidden text-center\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45800633303285,"sku":"HM-NIB-015012032000","price":9.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/s-l1600-2025-12-23T110433.525.jpg?v=1780019158"},{"product_id":"2011-here-comes-crabby-claus-hallmark-ornament-maxine-qxi2877","title":"2011 Here Comes Crabby Claus! 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No batteries, cords or adapters are needed—just hang and enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46675624132853,"sku":"HM-NIB-795902191603","price":24.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/2011-Here-Comes-Crabby-Claus-Hallmark-Ornament-Maxine-QXI2877.png?v=1768425591"},{"product_id":"2016-comic-con-maxine","title":"2016 Comic Con Maxine","description":"\u003cp\u003eRepaint of the 2016 Seasons from Hallmark Holiday Ornament\u003cbr\u003eFeatures Maxine, the star of Hallmark's \"Crabby Road\" cartoons, dressed in her finest Star Trek cosplay. This LIMITED QUANTITY Special Edition ornament was originally available for purchase at Star Trek: Mission New York and New York Comic Con.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48077690503413,"sku":"HM-NIB-1HGO1384","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/files\/Screenshot_3.png?v=1777471551"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/8947\/6341\/collections\/maxine-ornaments.webp?v=1763284378","url":"https:\/\/www.alreadychristmas.com\/collections\/maxine-ornaments.oembed","provider":"Already Christmas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}